you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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