i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Will exercising make me less horny?
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