where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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