What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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