I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I wish there were birth control emojis
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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