What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
My ass is underappreciated
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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