I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I need moral support for this bender
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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