She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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