Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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