Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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