She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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