I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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