I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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