its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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