But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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