She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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