GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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