dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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