I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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