ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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