It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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