That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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