I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
there's paper in my vomit.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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