just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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