Whod you bang
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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