i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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