For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
home. puking in laundry basket.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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