1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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