she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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