Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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