do herpes really smell.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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