Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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