similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I FOUND THE LEGS
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