Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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