direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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