So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
