Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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