I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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