She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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