Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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