dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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