So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
He felt like a one man threesome
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
the liver wants what the liver wants
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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