For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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