I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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