Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He uses pillows to masturbate.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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