If i come over, it means nothing
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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