His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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