There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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