I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
