U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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