Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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