I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
the raccoons are back...
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