Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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