Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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