We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize