wake up i wanna do it froggy style
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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