About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Never joke about your clitoris.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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