i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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