come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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