We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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